hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

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guy:

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

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gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

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sandandglass:

Jon Stewart tries to get Hillary Clinton to say she’s running for president.

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hocus-your-pocus:

The real story

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tsarcasm:

if you’re one of those people that never lets themselves cry, you’re depriving yourself tbh

crying is the most freeing feeling besides having a great orgasm

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gnarly:

When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like

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undeadeddie:

Some horror films I’m looking forward to!

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cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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the-anal-rapist:

Felicia: When someone says that they are leaving and you could really give two shits less that they are. Their name then becomes felicia, a random bitch that nobody is sad to see go. Their real name becomes irrelevant because nobody cares what it really is, instead, they now are “Felicia”.

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ch4d:

sia get out of my house

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