imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via togaytofuntion)

missinglinc:

nmpervalot:

he gets it.

He gets what? Lol.

Kim Kardashian isn’t sitting at the edge of the bed telling your daughters to suck a nigga dick tho. So idk how she’s to blame. She turned an embarrassing decision into a multi million dollar empire. Reality shows aren’t even reality anymore and Instagram is a mobile photo sharing app. It hasn’t ruined anything. Weak minded people are ruining it.

You can raise a child as best you can without access to any of these things and they’ll still turn out fucked up. Our young women aren’t ruined. Y’all just give more attention to the ones whose only aspiration is to get knocked up by a pro ball player.

There are young women out here aspiring to cure diseases and run the country. So don’t pretend like they don’t exist just for a few reblogs.

(via offensed)

africandad:

whenever im trying to do anything

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(via psymazing)

(Source: lana-del-grey, via lanasource)

Comforting to think that if my photography were to fail I could probably work as Jennifer Lawrence’s stand-in…#sisters

(Source: chuckxgrant, via lanadelreycist)

canadianslut:

people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge

(via hungrywhitemale)

gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Lana Del Rey in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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(via lanasource)

Not tryna start shit but I’m really beautiful and funny and great to be around

(Source: slothblog, via tsarcasm)

hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

(via kingofconeyisland)

guy:

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

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(via rlmjob)

(Source: shialablunt, via sidnugget)

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

(Source: acidocasualidad, via chespinhangin)

sandandglass:

Jon Stewart tries to get Hillary Clinton to say she’s running for president.

(via chespinhangin)